I would like a small Asian woman to step on my back.
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
Auburn (my alma mater) is playing LSU. So don’t hate me. Just love me. And feed me alcohol and take me shopping.
OH MY GOD AND IT’S ON A GAMEDAY! We are going to tailgate and party so hard.