April 2011
My thoughts on the royal wedding:
Me the whole time:
Harry > Will
Victoria Beckham looked amazing!
So cute when he whispered ‘you look beautiful’. My heart broke a little bit.
The look they shared together. Shows they’re really going to last.
Their kiss! I loved lip reading them on the balcony ‘should we do another kiss? One more. One more.’
And Harry was just generally awesome. Love him with his pimps in...
Uhh hey you're a doosh.
P: Hey
Me: Uh hi?
P: i'm in ATL at a strip club
Me: You just told me 3 days ago that we should never talk to see each other again, why the FUCK would you call to tell me you're at a strip club?
P: idk, its not like you can get mad we arent together, idk WTF you want from me.
*click*
guys are assholes
life is short, in spite of your plans
sad thing is.. this was at my school
[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips,...
– Tina Fey, Bossypants (via katieisabird)
What soothes the soul can damage the heart.
Heart Broken
…….shoulda seen it coming
4-14-11 lineup vs. Dodgers - 9:00 cst on FSMW
fuckyeahstlcards:
1. Ryan Theriot - SS 2. Colby Rasmus - CF 3. Albert Pujols - 1B 4. Matt Holliday - LF 5. Lance Berkman - RF 6. Skip Schumaker - 2B 7. Yadier Molina - C 8. Daniel Descalso - 3B 9. Jaime Garcia- P
Sorry I've been slackin yo.