March 2011
Jesus would make the ultimate contestant on The Bachelor ever. Here is why: →
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He is rugged and ripped - Before Extreme Home Makeover and HGTV, Jesus was the hot carpenter in town. He is rugged, always naturally tan and really good with his hands. There is no household dilemma he can’t solve. Some people even say he can do miracles with a saw.
He brings unlimited…
I know I'm fabulous.
that being said, I know I deserve the best.
Sometimes its best to forget how you feel and remember what you deserve.
I would much rather only have a few close meaningful friendships than thousands of half-hearted ones.
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I've made a lot of mistakes lately, and it's pushing me even further away from him.
We should know more about basic geography than we do about the personal lives of actors.
The Black Eyed Peas are corrupting the children
Today my 3 year old brother was riding around with his babysitter.
He looked at her and said “I gotta a feelin that tonights gonna be a good good night.”
I hate school.
“I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good-looking. I’m not attractive.”
—Happy Gilmore
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Let it be
There will come a point in your life where you will love someone more than they love you.
I figured this out the hard way.
He’s one of the greatest guys I know, let me tell you my daddy and grampy are pretty great guys and he’s almost up there with them.
He’s still dealing with previous pain, and that kills me to see him hurt, but it kills me even more that I’m pretending to just be his friend.
I spoke my mind, and did what I thought was the right thing, cutting off contact.
And although I’ve already cried about it 5 times today, I know that for my own sanity I have to put my foot down, because I deserve his best no matter what, and if I’m not getting it I have to guard my own heart
John Mayer said it best, “Friends, Lovers or Nothing, there’ll never be an in-between so give it up”
“God has set within you a femininity that is powerful and tender, fierce and alluring. No doubt it has been misunderstood. Surely it has been assaulted. But it is there, your true heart, and it is worth recovering. You are captivating.”
—Stasi Eldredge, Captivating: Unveiling the Mystery of a Woman’s Soul (via littlearrowsofdesire)
I'm on a drug... its called CHARLIE SHEEN
Bieber FEVER
- -Midnight March 1st-
- Me: Hey Momma everything ok? Its midnight whats up
- Momma: Just wanted to call and let you know it's JUSTIN BIEBER'S birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ---silence---
- Momma: One more year till he's LEGAL! WOOHOO!
- Me: I'm totally gonna blog about this mom
The first beer I ever drank was PBR.
My dad got it for me trying to deter me from drinking thinking I wouldnt like the taste.
But BOOM I was instantly in love.
and thats the day I became a hipster.
“Apparently ‘The Situation’ is leaving Jerzee Sho. We have a little job for u @ Dunder Mifflin, 12 pack!”
—Rainn Wilson
