March 2011
“you can feel sorry for yourself or you can get over it. and I’ll tell you...”
– James Herrington
“Stuck on June”
February 2011
Just because you do something for a living doesn’t...
“There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”
– Dwight K. Schrute
Oh sweet world! How he gives me butterflies
Today I cried 3 times.
It never felt so good to be alive.
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately.
Its ridiculous to wake up everyday and let someone else’s past actions continuously hurt you.
Fuck you bitch, I’m gonna be happy.
“You do not have a soul; you are a soul. You have a body”
I don’t think my parents appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with
You know whats beautiful? Fruitcake. All the...
to bad its gross.
“Your shoes aren’t nearly as valuable as the experiences you’ve missed out on...”
– Dallas Clayton
God is dope yo.
It doesn't come up "Stripper Pole" on my credit...
WatchThis is the only Ke$ha thing I will ever like, and its only because it has Dawson Leery in it.
“Thats my motto: NO REGRETS. That and ‘Everybody Wang Chung tonight’”
1 tag
I do believe →
It’s official my neighbor has brainwashed me into liking them.
Today I saw 2 fresh off the boat Chinese chicks...
I climbed six trees today.
WatchCULTS. maybe its because it reminds me of She&Him or because James Francos brother Dave is a total babe. But I’m diggin this
Hey there Papa Bear
I literally just “STUMBLED UPON” my own fathers blog.
1. I have a major addiction to Stumbling and I’m currently in a 12 step program.
2. I didn’t even know my dad had a blog. BAMF.
3. It may be all about golf, but what other 52 year old man knows how to blog??
4. This just proves I have to step it up.
http://golfassassin.blogspot.com/
NEWFLASH.
I do think I’m better than you because I rock a sweet pair of nike shorts and a shacker shirt.
“How many people have to put diamonds in their teeth before diamonds stop being...”
– Dallas Clayton
“If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll make an effort to be in it....”
– Unknown (via brokenmachine)
Hipster lovin'
*My Jimmy Johns delivery guy rolled up to my front porch rocking a sweet set of rolled up jeans, fake black rimmed glasses and suspenders.*
JJ: YO. Here's your bag o' goodies.
Me: thanks! - start signing check-
JJ: Awesome stripper pole. *
Me: uhh thanks. -hand him the check-
JJ: You know what would make your place super deck**?
Me: No. What.
JJ: Vintage McDonalds toys spray painted gold on your shelves.
Me: I will definitely look into that.
JJ: ALLLLLLLRIGHT -He lingers at the door a tad bit more- See ya later.
Either he is an interior design major or he thinks he's gonna be invited over more often and wants me to conform to his taste in decor.
*- Yes I have an "exercise pole" in the middle of my living room. You're only in college once.
**- Anytime someone uses the word "Deck", its an instant indication that they are a hipster
“Even pretty can be seen by the blind.”
– Jason Mraz 